Our f*cking delicious menu!
Cupcakes
The O.G.
🧁 The one that started it all. Chocolate and vanilla swirl. Fist fights have broken out over these cupcakes.
Goody Two Shoes
🧁 As vanilla as it gets. Eat this one, and then try taking a walk on the wild side.
Oh Fuuudge
🧁 The chocolate cupcake that will bring out the potty mouth in you. Don't worry - there's no Lifebuoy soap around here!
Breakfast at Tiffany's
🧁 A glamorous French toast-inspired cupcake. Perfect for breakfast. Loves to be accompanied by diamonds.
It's a Sin
🧁 Red velvet. Smooth and delicious - this cupcake will definitely make you drop an F bomb or two.
Raspberry Beret
🧁 Raspberry swirl. You won't find this cupcake in no second-hand store!
The Campfire
🧁 A s'mores-flavored cupcake perfect for eating outside around a fire while cussing up a storm.
Death by Double Chocolate
🧁 The only way anyone should have to die. Enough said.
A Love Supreme
🧁 Double chocolate with a raspberry swirl. Hot damn, so good!
The Pick Me Up
🧁 A tiramisu-inspired cupcake that's been soaked in espresso, topped with vegan hot fudge sauce, a delicate whipped frosting and a dusting of cacao powder. F*cking fantastic!
The Black Eye
🧁 Momma’s gonna knock you out if you try to steal this insanely delicious coffee-flavored cupcake!
Lemon Twist
🧁 There's nothing sour about this sweet lemon-flavored cupcake with cream cheese frosting. F*cking refreshing!
Cherry Bomb
🧁 The only cherry (cupcake) you should be popping. Cherry with a hint of lemon to make you say OMG!
Seasonal Cupcakes
Strawberry Fields
🧁 This delicious strawberry-filled cupcake is definitely real. Topped with cream cheese frosting. So magical, you'll drop an F bomb. Limited availability throughout the year.
Scout's Honor
🧁 We're not lying - this cupcake is delicious! A chocolate mint delight. Topped with a Girl Scout Thin Mint cookie.
Apple of My Eye
🧁 An irresistible cupcake that features apples and cinnamon. Topped with a cinnamon buttercream frosting and drizzled with vegan caramel sauce. Pure fall bliss! Available September through November.
The Great Pumpkin
🧁 This delicious pumpkin spice cupcake is ALLLL treat and no trick! Topped with a cream cheese frosting, it's the mother f*cking real deal. Available September through November.
**Our cupcakes are made with almond and coconut milk products. However, our cupcakes can be made nut free upon request. Custom orders require a minimum of six of each flavor per dozen.
Smaller quantities of flavors can be mixed in a custom order for an additional $5 per dozen.
This product was produced in a home kitchen not inspected by a health department that may also process common food allergens. If you have safety concerns, contact your local health department.